Thursday, October 16, 2003

~*~ LOVE Technical Support ~*~

CS Rep: LOVE Technical Support

Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I can do it if you talk me through. I am ready to install now
?What do I do first

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART
? Have you located your HEART

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now
?Is it okay to install while they are running

?CS Rep: It depends. What programs are running

Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs will prevent LOVE from being properly installed
? Can you turn those off

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off
? Can you tell me how

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically
? Is that normal

CS Rep: Yes it is. You should see a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART
?Do you see that message

?Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed now

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program
You need to begin connecting to other HEART's in order to get the upgrades

?Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do

CS Rep: ?What does the message say

?What does that mean

CS Rep: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others

?Customer: So what should I do

CS Rep: Can you find the directory called : SELF-ACCEPTANCE

Customer: Yes, I have it

CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this

Customer: Thank you

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves into my HEART

CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

?Customer: Yes

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and return some really neat modules back to you

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help

~ by Jeffrey S. Davis ~

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